T'was a bright and sunny morning when Kyle and his friends Katherine and Sarah went downtown Truro to produce, yet again, another Alvins Adventure.. Lets get to the thing... sit back, relax, there is a lot to look at.
Feature Presentation
Our Alvin:
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Well, here is Alvin... looks like our old one.. but those clouds look very ominous... so does that background... |
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Like I said... ominous. |
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All in all you're just another brick in the wall
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Aww.. Alvin got a hairdoo.. dude, that's woman hair.. err.. If that's what suits you.. then... |
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Wow... pointless picture number 1 |
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This train scene, we decided to spare him.. this one time. |
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Chrikey Mate!! He's humping the Goanna!! |
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Yeah, it was pretty hot outside.. so we gave him a drink.
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He needed a break. |
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Awww... did Kyle make you wet? |
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Sitting on the sprinkler waiting for something to happen... |
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Okay.. But nothing's gonna happen at all. |
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Good going you fucking bear!! You made Kyle wet... |
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But Kyle likes that feeling. |
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Katherine and Sarah.. suicidal twins? |
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Nah, smart ones.. *points to Alvin on the rocks* |
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Aside from Alvin, I don't want to know what other things float/swim around in that water... |
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Great.. who's jumping in to get him? |
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Yay!! Katherine will save the day,.. |
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Aww Katherine and her almost-dead boyfriend. |
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Pointless picture number 2. |
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I'm flying high, defying gravity. |
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Heh, gravity defied him. |
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I would walk 500 miles. |
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And I would walk 500 more |
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Just to be the man who would walk 5000 miles |
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And so, Alvin is exhausted. |
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uh... what were they up to? |
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We're innocent!! |
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Caught in the act yet again! |
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Well, Alvin wasn't burning, but we through him into the waterfall anyway. |
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We should've thrown Kat in the waterfall and see how'd she like that feeling... nah, she'd enjoy it too much. |
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When in doubt, poke it with a stick. |
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No splash. |
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Hey look.. a box!! |
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I want the box. |
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Sadly, that's about the only 'box' that Kyle will ever enter. |
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Awww... |
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Guess who? |
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No, you're not six feet under yet.... yet. |  |
Dirrrty bear. |
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Clean up your god damn act. |
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Teddy Bear Sprinklers: Aisle 6 at Crappy Tire. |
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Stop staring at Kyle... it's rude to stare at people running through kiddie
sprinklers carrying a teddy bear.. it's not like you haven't. On the way out of the park, Kyle had this brilliant quote to say; "Thank God we did what we did when we did it." Right on. |
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Useless hood orniment. |
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Kyle likes goats. |
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A cuddly wuddly teddy bear... on a noose, on a target?? "You sadistic bastards!" |
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Bambi hunter. |
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Missed! |
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And then there were three. |
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And they still missed. |
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Bring in another reinforcement. |
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Eek? |
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Tis but a flesh wound. |
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Look at his face for ten seconds. Look in his eyes... Now tell me, who would want to kill that? |
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Peek-a-boo! |
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Ouch |
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*shakes head* |
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Now the turkey has a head... a dumb one. |
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Turbearken for supper. |
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Free nose piercings! Ask Kat's little brother Tyler. |
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Looking for love? Wrong side. |
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Right side! |
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Serves you right! |
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Lets play Cupid.
"Can I hold Alvin? I promise not to take good care of him."-Katherine |
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I said Cupid... not stupid. |
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He's a bird, he's a plane... oh.. it's just Alvin. |
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Yes, it is a very big bridge. |
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And Kyle climbed it. |
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Yay.. he's flying?? |
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All hail Sarah!! |
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Alvins Demise: Put him in a boat, and get rid of him. Lets call it... The Dolphin?? nah, The Pyre of Fire? nah, Boat Of No Return? gah... how bout all of them. |
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Since we waterproofed it with ducttape, lets fill it with gas! |
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Ominious looking water.... |
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We shall lay the funeral flowers while he is still alive. |
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And then creamate him. |
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Burn!! |
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The Antelope's sloop was a sickening sight *I wish I was in Sherbrooke now* |
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Drifting off into the sunset. |
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Alvin died a peaceful death at sea. |
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There were no survivors. |
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To the tune of Flying Purple People Eater...*And it was a one armed, 2 legged scorched burned cuddly people eater?* |
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*Sure looks strange to me* |